Why this lockdown will end up killing us
Wednesday 1rst April
16th day under lockdown
Did you know that the police had a whole new kind of danger to worry about ? People being locked in their houses all day without the possibility of getting some fresh air are starting to develop a desperate need of going out in the streets and into the wild.
Somebody REALLY desperate had the mad idea to modify those bouncing sticks in order to jump up to over 1 meter. The problem is that people using this transport will probably end up injuring pedestrians and causing street accidents.
The bouncing stick business getting wider and wider and you’ll probably come across an add for one of them on the internet in a few days.
So, please, for the sake of the hospitals (they already are so packed, they don’t need extra bouncing-stick patients) don’t buy one of them and try to stay away, safely in your house.
APRIL FOOL’S DAY !!!
You believed it didn’t you ? Right ? Yeah, you believed it, say you believed it ! Say that I’m funny, please ! I didn’t manage to stick ONE fish on anybody’s back, please, I’m feeling a bit hopeless....
16th day under lockdown
Did you know that the police had a whole new kind of danger to worry about ? People being locked in their houses all day without the possibility of getting some fresh air are starting to develop a desperate need of going out in the streets and into the wild.
Somebody REALLY desperate had the mad idea to modify those bouncing sticks in order to jump up to over 1 meter. The problem is that people using this transport will probably end up injuring pedestrians and causing street accidents.
The bouncing stick business getting wider and wider and you’ll probably come across an add for one of them on the internet in a few days.
So, please, for the sake of the hospitals (they already are so packed, they don’t need extra bouncing-stick patients) don’t buy one of them and try to stay away, safely in your house.
APRIL FOOL’S DAY !!!
You believed it didn’t you ? Right ? Yeah, you believed it, say you believed it ! Say that I’m funny, please ! I didn’t manage to stick ONE fish on anybody’s back, please, I’m feeling a bit hopeless....
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