When you realize you’re still going to have to survive for one month

Wednesday 15th April
30th day under lockdown

Well.
I just learned that we were all staying under lockdown for a month.
ONE
MONTH.
That’s it, I’m throwing myself out the window.
Either I find a way to cope or I’ll have eaten the cat, stuffed my sister in a tin can, refrigerated my brother, hanged my mother to the chandelier and locked my father in a cupboard in two days.
No but seriously, ONE MONTH ?!?!?! DO THEY WANT MY DEATH ?!?! IS THE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME ??? IS THERE A CONSPIRACY AGAINST TEENAGERS ?!?!
Ok, ok I’ll calm down but-

DID SOMEONE MENTION APERICUBES ?!?!