When you throw your yoga teacher across the room
Sunday 5th April
20th day under lockdown
Did you ever consider slippery yoga mats ? Or annoying dull voices instructing you to "delicately settle your left foot between your shoulder blades and flip peacefully your right foot to the front" ?
If you’re wondering, yes, I did yoga again. And yes, it was painful again.
My sister demonstrated once again her lack of equilibrium, swigging from side to side on one foot, and almost sending me flying to the wall with her arms flapping wildly, trying desperately to regain her balance.
And my mother immediately entering the zen mood, not even reacting when I crashed my face in the floor and started groaning like some berserk animal.
"Now calmly lower your chest until it is almost touching the floor but not quite and stay like this for 15 minutes while lifting your right foot to...."
"CRASH" did the phone when I threw it across the room.
20th day under lockdown
Did you ever consider slippery yoga mats ? Or annoying dull voices instructing you to "delicately settle your left foot between your shoulder blades and flip peacefully your right foot to the front" ?
If you’re wondering, yes, I did yoga again. And yes, it was painful again.
My sister demonstrated once again her lack of equilibrium, swigging from side to side on one foot, and almost sending me flying to the wall with her arms flapping wildly, trying desperately to regain her balance.
And my mother immediately entering the zen mood, not even reacting when I crashed my face in the floor and started groaning like some berserk animal.
"Now calmly lower your chest until it is almost touching the floor but not quite and stay like this for 15 minutes while lifting your right foot to...."
"CRASH" did the phone when I threw it across the room.
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