When your brother takes up Japanese culture
Tuesday 25th March
9th day under lockdown
Things are getting weirder by second in this house.
My brother is screaming in agony while my mother cuts his hair with kitchen scissors. His hair was getting so long that he was forced to put hair clips on his fringe to prevent his hair from covering his eyes and nose. Since we couldn’t go to the hairdresser my mother suddenly decided that she was capable of cutting hair properly. She started with the side, using my father’s beard trimmer. I left the room when she got the scissors out and randomly cut half a blond lock.
My brother now looks like some sort of Japanese monk with his hair cut (very) short to the sides and a strange hole at the top of his head. My mother currently reading over my shoulder is hissing that it isn’t THAT bad. I’m sorry Mom but yes it is.
Positive side of things: it’s not like if he was going anywhere soon so hopefully his hair will grow fast enough to be socially acceptable when this lockdown will FINALLY over.
Hopefully.
9th day under lockdown
Things are getting weirder by second in this house.
My brother is screaming in agony while my mother cuts his hair with kitchen scissors. His hair was getting so long that he was forced to put hair clips on his fringe to prevent his hair from covering his eyes and nose. Since we couldn’t go to the hairdresser my mother suddenly decided that she was capable of cutting hair properly. She started with the side, using my father’s beard trimmer. I left the room when she got the scissors out and randomly cut half a blond lock.
My brother now looks like some sort of Japanese monk with his hair cut (very) short to the sides and a strange hole at the top of his head. My mother currently reading over my shoulder is hissing that it isn’t THAT bad. I’m sorry Mom but yes it is.
Positive side of things: it’s not like if he was going anywhere soon so hopefully his hair will grow fast enough to be socially acceptable when this lockdown will FINALLY over.
Hopefully.
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