When you start raising genetically modified flamingos
Thursday 26th March
10th day under lockdown (ALREADY ?!)
After yesterday’s hair disaster I would’ve thought that we had had our portion of chaos for at least one week. But nope. Somebody decided that our family deserved as much mess as possible and sent the devil’s weapon to us: ORIGAMIS (Origamii ? Origamies ?)
The previous yoga episode may give you a hint of how my family personally deals with "calm" activities. The teacher who sent us a link for a step by step paper crane probably thought that it was a fun activity to help relax the whole family. Well, that was a fail for us.
Once I finished pricking out my sister’s eyeballs because she took the flowery mint green paper I wanted, I started trying to figure how this corner could possibly be reversed at 73° to the left or how we were supposed to fold three times the inside of a triangle.
Since my brother’s main concerne was where he could buy the product that the guy on the video had used to dye his armpit hair electric blue and my sister (who had given up long ago) was groaning in a corner about how useless this was, my concentration was not at its highest point, I’ll admit it.
This ended up with my siblings being chucked out of the room and my crane looking like some genetically-modified flamingo.
Positive point of the day: I was able to delete the document on how to do homemade magic tricks before anyone saw it.
10th day under lockdown (ALREADY ?!)
After yesterday’s hair disaster I would’ve thought that we had had our portion of chaos for at least one week. But nope. Somebody decided that our family deserved as much mess as possible and sent the devil’s weapon to us: ORIGAMIS (Origamii ? Origamies ?)
The previous yoga episode may give you a hint of how my family personally deals with "calm" activities. The teacher who sent us a link for a step by step paper crane probably thought that it was a fun activity to help relax the whole family. Well, that was a fail for us.
Once I finished pricking out my sister’s eyeballs because she took the flowery mint green paper I wanted, I started trying to figure how this corner could possibly be reversed at 73° to the left or how we were supposed to fold three times the inside of a triangle.
Since my brother’s main concerne was where he could buy the product that the guy on the video had used to dye his armpit hair electric blue and my sister (who had given up long ago) was groaning in a corner about how useless this was, my concentration was not at its highest point, I’ll admit it.
This ended up with my siblings being chucked out of the room and my crane looking like some genetically-modified flamingo.
Positive point of the day: I was able to delete the document on how to do homemade magic tricks before anyone saw it.
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