How much intense suffering can you endure in one week

Monday 23rd March
7th day under lockdown


It’s been a week. Exactly seven days. It feels like we’ve been under lockdown for a whole year...
So, to sum up, one week and:
- 4  fights to death with my brother
-30 kilos (at least) of yummy delicious tasty chocolate
-6 pointless family council
-2 romantic comedies (per day)
-1 whole day of hibernation
-3 cauliflower-related deaths
-37280 "DARLING STOP WATCHING YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW"
-7 skateboard accidents
-1 avocado-chocolate cake (why did my mother do that to chocolate ? Just why ?)
-12 dolphin-polar bear-koala-swan yoga position (and cramps following closely)
-8 ink stains on my sheets

And it’s only been ONE week.