When it the end of the End

Monday 11th May
56th day under lockdown

Ladies and gentlemen, after 56 days of suffering I can proudly announce that THIS. LOCKDOWN. IS. OVER !!!!!!! HALLUIAAAAAAA !!!!! (*victory dance*)
Goodbye stuck-in-the-house-days, farewell lack-of-social-life !!!! I shall NOT miss you !!
From now on I will not accept more than half a day without going outside nor less than two hours in presence of my friends. All proximity with family shall be reduced to a strict minimum due to a somewhat overdose during the last months. Personal space shall be enlarged and respected.
This was a once in a lifetime Odyssey and, even if when I’ll tell this story to my children I’ll probably slightly exaggerate and end up saving someone’s life, my story with my sofa, bed and iPad shall forever stay in my memory.
Now, about those texts, the deal was to write one per day during the quarantine period so I officially will stop writing from no on (and this decision has nothing to do with me being lazy).

Ok that’s it, I’m heading to Leroy-Merlin, it’s going to be the road trip of my life !!!!!
Byyyyyyyye !!!!